Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 29, 2018

It is if you’re short and squatty.

Wanna bet?

Go ahead, live your dreams. But don’t complain if you get stuck under a fallen bookcase, because then it’s your own fault.

He’ll soon be reaching for new heights though seemingly will come up short!

“Nothing is Out of Reach”, by Willie Grabbit

He just needs to find the ‘ladder of success’.

https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?t=52 Randy Newman’s take

I guess Mark didn’t want to make up titles for the other books. It looks like two are about Amoebas

A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a ladder for

“Nothing is Out of Reach!” by Willie Grabbit

By golly, so it is!

Well, let’s see, there’s a chair over there and another over the other way. Nope, still can’t see any way to get that book. Just like some people I’ve met.

Except your retirement prospects in the hands of the 538-Elite

Little man, keep dreaming.

Meh. This is a bit of a stretch. I’m not into low humor myself.

Well, almost nothing.

Right next to “Don’t Ask For a Stool!”