Pickles by Brian Crane for December 04, 2018

well, this is a fine aunt/niece conversation

She just gives him a taste of what it would have been like if they’d married.

Oh is that all? I thought the story would be more interesting.

Wow. But Earl hasn’t forgiven Pearl. He hates her.

We must have Earl’s side of the story. ;-)

Is Opal the older sister, Pearl’s hair is a little less gray…

He found Opal more interesting than Pearl, but not really a good idea to dump one sister for another. Hope that the split was less a dump than just not worked out.

I knew a guy that did that. Started hanging around because of one sister, then the divorced sister started hanging with them. He just died a proud grandpa (great grandpa?.) Many happy years with the woman he loved. RIP.

Of course…

Where did their daughter get such delicate features?

Earl should have steered clear of the whole family long ago.

Get your fun where you can.

Eeeee-evil woman!

Cruel woman.

Now that makes sense. And she’s colluding with Opal to make his life miserable.

Would it be rude of me to say I’m not sure if either sister was a prize?

All the fun of marriage with none of the responsibilities!

So Opal broke both the girl code and the sister code, but it’s Earl who gets harassed? The feud should have been between Pearl and Opal.