FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 23, 2018

“And the snowflakes are getting farther away…”“Climate change, son.”

have fun at that commitment, Roger

And I’ll bet Santa is also a little more inebriated.

I can hear Mrs. Claus now: “No one likes a skinny Santa. Eat! Eat!!!”

I bet the diet won’t start next week.

Son, it takes work to get Santa to the proper proportion on the sweater. Now hush and pass me the eggnog.

You’ve been talking to my wife, haven’t you?

“Isn’t that the same time that YOUR diet starts, Dad?”

And Roger’s getting Laaaarger!

The gift that keeps on giving, at least in one direction.

That will be me on Christmas day. As no chocolate allergic too, I have sugar fruit snacks. flavoured nuts, yoghurt covered almonds.

Diet is what you eat.

It’s only when the fat snowflakes start posting on the internet that you need to consider a diet.

Wait, I think I said that wrong….

Yeah, whatever. posted

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The diet never starts. “So what if I put it off a few more years? It’s not like it will make a difference!”