Too late, missus. You’ve planted the seeds of cold, hard reality in your child. Now it’s up to Petey to turn this around into some ethereal alternate universe for her.
More and more places are looking for men with real white beards now instead of fakes. Our rector has a beard – and the body to go with it – and has sometimes worked as a mall Santa.
My friend Larry always grew a real beard. He started growing it in August each year, and had an annual “beard shaving” party every Christmas Eve. Larry was our local Santa for 45 years, and sadly passed away last year. https://www.newwestrecord.ca/community/new-westminster-mourns-loss-of-santa-larry-1.23194498
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
way to slip your tongue, Mrs. Otterloop
PICTO almost 6 years ago
The beard is out of the bag now.
sirbadger almost 6 years ago
Tell Alice that the beard was real, then he got lice, so he shaved and now it’s fake.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Why would you think that every Santa has a fake beard? I see the real thing all the time.
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
Not to worry, Mom! Most of what you say sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher to Alice anyway!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Too late, missus. You’ve planted the seeds of cold, hard reality in your child. Now it’s up to Petey to turn this around into some ethereal alternate universe for her.
Dani Rice almost 6 years ago
More and more places are looking for men with real white beards now instead of fakes. Our rector has a beard – and the body to go with it – and has sometimes worked as a mall Santa.
Ravioli's Gale Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And this is why my kids were always told that the Santas at the mall aren’t the real Santa, but elves and helpers.
skyriderwest almost 6 years ago
My friend Larry always grew a real beard. He started growing it in August each year, and had an annual “beard shaving” party every Christmas Eve. Larry was our local Santa for 45 years, and sadly passed away last year. https://www.newwestrecord.ca/community/new-westminster-mourns-loss-of-santa-larry-1.23194498
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Kevin is a stupid bucket head anyway.
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Sugar, attention diverter and negotiation tool since time immemorial.
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Maintaining a lie can be difficult. It also teaches kids that lying is okay.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Just explain that he isn’t Santa. One of his agents since Santa is very busy at Antarctica, his home base since 1904. The original North Pole.
dliley almost 6 years ago
Good save, Momma!
MCProfessor almost 6 years ago
I remember the old joke about how to ge rid of crabs. It involved gasoline and an ice pick.
commerce1943 almost 6 years ago
Which one is real, Jesus from Nazareth or Santa Claus? How do we know?
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Good save, Madeline! Hot chocolate should distract Alice from the f*k* you-know-who!