Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 18, 2018

Weather and Whether Is whatever the prediction.

There’s snow place like lone.

Male and female bears hibernate separately so she can give birth and he doesn’t snack on the babies.

Is that one of those fifteen layer prescient ice cream bear cakes?

Weather or not, here I go.

Those horizontal stripes are very slimming.

“Winter is coming”? Watching ‘Game of Thrones’ in your caves, huh?

Existentialism can be unbearable.

As in many relationships, a pretty one-sided power dynamic.

It’s not the way that you say it

When you do those things to me

It’s more the way that you mean it

When you tell me what will be

—The Moody Bears

We’re all in this alone. ~ Lily Tomlin

Turn up the temperature of the thermostat to the furnace, you’re bound to feel colder when (un)alone..

Another beast of furdom relegated to self …

And so it goes when the cold winds blow ….

—-Me

Gaze into my crystal balls.

Now is the winter of our dencontent.

I hate being alone in the snow.

Her bellybutton is larger and oval. His bellybutton is smaller and round. What are we to infer from this? Should we be insulted or comforted?

This cartoon has the plot to every Swedish movie in it.

Beary funny. Or do I mean barely funny? I do know that it first-snowed days ago. But, bear up, Bear! We are all alone sometimes, too.

P.S. Are you related to the Wiley Bears?

T-rex arms.