Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2018

His only restriction is that may not be able to pay for the amount of food he’s going to eat.

Am I the only one really really bugged by the fact that …. PIG … DOESN’T … WEAR … PANTS!

And don’t eat anything bigger than your head!

if it were lactose, Pig would misinterpret that as the digits on his feet are still there

Pig’s dietary restrictions: apples, honey glaze; apple jelly

A guess a gluten free diet means you cannot eat pork butt.

Exposed to the Maximus Pig.

I know, pork butt is actually shoulder. The real butt of the pig is what becomes ham. So no ham either for the glute free diet!

Pretty sure he doesn’t keep Kosher.

Glutes can be aesthetically pleasing, if carefully displayed.

Should of had Larry Croc in the strip today !

Nor did Porky Pig.

That’s why I prefer my “Gluten” on the side.

What pants would those be, Pig?

So the server now shouldn’t ask whether he could supersize Pig’s order

Can pigs even qualify as having glutes?!

But you are not wearing pants.

facepalm

Pants are overrated.

Exploding pants! Can I get those at a novelty store?

I was going to say bacon, then I remembered, this is Pig.

Well, I almost snorted soup all over the keyboard! Thanks Stephen! I appreciate your humor and the fact that you give us a fresh new comic to enjoy every day. Thanks! and Enjoy a Blessed Christmas.

In real life, pigs do not wear pants; so why should they in a comic strip?

Hey, Mr. Conscientious Waiter: stuff Pig and put an apple in his mouth. Then we can all share in roast pig….