Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 17, 2019

I love how Charlie Brown never questions all the weird things his beagle gets up to, he just plays along..

“My day in court”

How can Peppermint Patty keep talking with Snoopy on the phone when Snoopy never speaks aloud?

It shows the age of this comic when a child is required to study the Constitution.

He must be one of those Free Legal-Aid attorneys.

Love Snoopy’s condescending “I’m busy” look!

Turns out that memoirs are far more lucrative than actual clients.

Any reader know/still remember Gregg Shorthand enough to know what Woodstock is writing? I remember shorthand being offered in high school, but my intention was to never be the one taking dictation… ;-)

Patty, just wear a boy’s uniform and be done with it, we’ll call you Pat.

will his memoirs outsell his “It was a dark and stormy night” stories?

“It was a dark and stormy courthouse…”

Patty needs to sponsor a new Constitutional Amendment:

“The right to wear what one wishes to school shall not be infringed.”

I can still read shorthand…it says “My day in court…”

Enough with the “piggy.” It never caught on.

I’ll bet the shorthand says “It was a dark and stormy night”.

Snoopy, behavior like this is why everyone laughs when the lawyer gets eaten by the T Rex in JURASSIC PARK. You’re a better dog, I mean lawyer than this.

Anybody know what that shorthand says?

I wish more people would actually study the Constitution.

I knew her case would go to the dogs.

I love satire.