Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 23, 2019

what would the drawback be if Woodstock’s avian identity were a kiwi?

The camel said “I wish I could swim.” The fish said “I wish I could walk.” The dog said “I wish I could fly.” The duck said “I can do all 3.”

Who asked you for ID, Woodstock?

I tried to find myself once. I was in the last place I looked.

Oooh, Snoopy, put on an elbow-length leather glove, get Woodstock to sit on it, then put — oh, right, he’s not a falcon, either.

Nor an osprey, it seems.

He’s a #Yellow Bird, High in banana tree#

I always assumed he was a goldfinch with messy hair.

Did he try lifelock

He’s a little chickadee

Pretty good advice, actually. When deciding what we want to be, it may be easier to determine what we do not want to be (ie, mean, jealous, petty, insecure etc.) and then be everything else.

Looks like he COULD be a rock!

Based on his flight path, I would say: gnat.

Wait until he tries to find out if he is a vulture…

AFLAC.

Somebody had to say it …