Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 15, 2018

What a cat is supposed to come out of a box?

“What, and find out I might be dead? I like the odds better in here.”

Let’s compromise. I’ll stick one paw out of the box and bat at you blindly.

And that’s when Dr. Seuss realized another rewrite was in order.

You’re not going to weasel your way out of this one.

If it’s Schrödinger’s cat, it is uncertain.

Jesy, I liked your comment but the uncertainty principle is Heisenberg’s. TYVM, I’ll be here all night correcting this sort of thing.

Cats make an appearance when they are good and ready.

OR….stay there, and just one more crank puts a monkey up your butt…

They make those boxes with Monkeys? I thought it was a jester.

Throw a puppy in there. The cat will either leave immediately, or you’ll get another FB cat video with a billion likes.

Start over from scratch multiple times.

If that cat does come out of the box, I hope it won’t litter……..

Gee,and I thought this was just a simple comic based on the fact that a Cat will choose to not come out of a box because they Love to climb into any box,even if too small for them,therefore the concept of a “Cat in a Box” toy won’t work. Just like when you purchase a nice cat toy/bed or whatever and they prefer to play with and in the box it came in. Also the perfect cat trap is an empty open box. I guess only Cat Lovers can see the Humor in this comic. I didn’t know it involved quantum theory,uncertainty principles or such? As we used to say in the Navy “Don’t Nuke it Out,K.I.S.S.” You-all have a great day!!

Fortunately there are plenty of cat-loving science aficionados with a sense of humor.

You’re OK kitty cat. You’re only in danger while the box is still closed.

Toss in a cucumber.

“She don’t know me too well, does she?”

Epic Toy Failures, Part 1