Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 26, 2018

Well, if that don’t just put the shoes on the blueberries.

How about “they have rats in the Seine as big as Volkswagens”? It’s a more complete non sequitur and doesn’t require any complicated framing. (Bonus points if you remember where this comes from.)

God as my witness, I thought rats could fly.

New York City! Wow just as I imagined it, sky scrappers, businesses, gangs selling dope, hookers walking on corners, Time Square, rats disguised as pigeons, Yankee Stadium, smelly sewers, even pigeons in Central Park….hey man take this bag of popcorn, go cross the street, oh man, I don’t know. I don’t know. Get in the cell #$#, man you dirty rat……..

Sounds like the plot of Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.

A coo d’état at the animal research lab..

Much more challenging: dropping “cats disguised as peregrines” into heated invective.

John Belushi: “Ten thousand nuns and orphans … all eaten by rats.”

Her: “Ten thousand nuns and orphans all eaten by rats … disguised as pigeons.”

What kind of winged rats are we speaking of?

Gutter rats? Beach rats? Tree rats?

Love the dry-wall repair guy’s eye view.

Hey, this is recycled art. Taking a little holiday reprieve, Ms. T? The rat thing is new, however, so only partial demerits are made against TeeBee.

I’m going to challenge myself today by dropping the words “Leave a comment here…”

I like the art in today’s cartoon.

Perfect! I have parent-teacher conferences today!

The negetive space created by what’s left of the photo looks like some kind of geisha-esque mermaid. So far from home; another Froglandian misfit I guess.

The spirographically challenged scribble that keeps appearing seems to be calling out for a name. Buffy? Nebbish Nonesuch? Tommy?

Tesla was mere weeks away from death in the past year, Elon Musk reveals .

I love pigeons. And no, it’s not because they taste like chicken. It’s because Mary Poppins.

As long as you’re not doing it to slander bats! I am a huge fan of bats, which do so much good, eating millions of insects, pollinating, etc. And they are cute, too.

Froglandia needs more bats.