Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 30, 2018

Left or right, Horace. That fitness center is a killer.

I’d go to one, but I can’t justify the cost.

Fitness left? When will it be back?

appropriate justification

Kinda depends on your point of view, doesn’t it?

The difference between them is in the formatting!

This is so justified!

I guess you have no right to be fit, if you’ve left your fitness behind. But if you’re up front about it, and center yourself, maybe you can get your fitness back. At bottom, though, the most important thing is always to stay on top of it.

For people who need to justify their lack of fitness, one presumes?

nice… one for everybody

No more push-ups for me. I’ve entered the fitness protection program.

Next, Horace goes bear hunting.

He sees a sign on the road that says “Bear Left.”

So he turns around and goes home.

Fitness training has muscle development, flexibility, and endurance. Which is which?