Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 10, 2018

Santa, you don’t need to take anybody else’s word for it. Come up and see me sometime. Find out the facts for yourself.

Santa always goes to the bad girl’s house last…so he can stay longer.

Don’t worry, Santa’s into it.

Now I’ve got Eartha Kitt in my head singing “Santa Baby”.

What’s with the tattered sleeve? Has Santa been roughing her up, or did her naughtiness include poor sewing skills?

OTOH, she could be Barney Rubble’s ex-wife.

Now’s the time to make amends.

Marla Maples? Nah, she’s a blonde

Rats. I was hoping it was real news. Oh well. Have you seen That little girl, Who has a little curl, Right in the middle of her forehead?

He’s says it like it’s something wrong.

Here dear, sit on my lap and let me tell you what I wish for…

All I want for Christmas is the list of naughty girls!

Naughty girls are nice.

The medium is a massage, Darling.

Not yet… but for $20.00…

I’ve got something under my stocking for you Clausy

Yes, I’ve been naughty! Want to be naughty with me?

When I am good, I am very, very good; but when I am bad, I’m even better!

Hm-m-m, I think Virginia’s been had…

No, he’s about to reward you silly