Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 24, 2018

Weird logic. If you’re leading, your nose needn’t be brown. If it’s brown, that implies you’re not the leader.

If you’re not the lead sled dog, the view doesn’t change much, but your nose can be warm

Only after the pres is impeached…

I embarrassed one of ours at work by doing a job that he said couldn’t be done. Of course I was the one to be called on the carpet for doing that. Like a I cared. They need someone to get things done.

The ideal present for your Congress person: knee pads and lip gloss to make it easier for him/her to kiss Trump-butt.

Santa put Randolph the brown nose reindeer right behind Rudolf. He can run as fast as Rudolf, just can’t stop as quick.

Kids learn the facts of life so soon…

She has been watching Trump too often.

Brown nosers don’t lead, they just follow real close.