FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 19, 2019

I’d like to add sausage, bell pepper, and onion to Peter’s; I like supreme pizza.

If it’ll stand still long enough toss it on.

So get one half and half, and Peter will want an entire pizza to himself, anyway. If the pizzas were somehow big enough that you could feed all three with one pizza, still get half and half, and Peter can put one slice of each together like a pizza. I bet he’d enjoy that!

Can someone explain what Andy’s saying?

Buy two pizzas, one pepperoni and one mushroom. Jason has his pepperoni, Page has her mushroom, and Peter can have both by stacking the slices together. My guess is he does this anyhow.

And Andy wants a thin cauliflower (gluten free) crust with tofu crumbles on a red beet sauce topped with shredded yellow squash.

Thank you for calling Venn’s Pizzeria…

1/4 pepperoni, 1/4 mushrooms, 1/4 both together, 1/4 whatever Roger and Andy are having.

Not sure why this is an issue:2 with both (Peter will more than eat 1 pizza alone) 1 half pepperoni / half mushroom for everyone else

Have the pie made 1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 ’shrooms. Peter can fold on slice of each together, sandwich style.