Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 20, 2019

We don’t even go through the Serengeti anymore… Go around the park and take 15th Ave. bridge…

Be a deer and get that window for me.

(Yeah yeah, I know. But if I said ‘Be a cow and get that window for me’, it just wouldn’t make sense.)

The Chevrolet Impala gets special attention.

This is also the bane of city driving.

Well, it does give you a better view of the wildlife. Pay up, mister.

Wait, where are the squirt bottles?

Where the deer and the antelope spray.

New version of Grand Hooft Auto.

What can I say? They need the extra funding.

Thank you, Dave, for the LOL today. After the D.C. video I needed it.

Sometimes fights break out when one Impala tries to horn in on another’s territory.

Wait until the wart hogs show up with Chiclets

Where’s a lion when you need one.

Almost, but not quite Larsonesque. Don’t give up your day job.

Trying to make a “buck”… (Wait, are male impala called bucks?? If they aren’t, this pun will work just as well as a squeegee impala with no squirt bottle…!!)

Are you sure they’re impalas? They look more like springboks.

I guess it’s better than a couple of lions with coat hangers.

Reminds me of the Far Side for sure, good stuff.