Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 10, 2019

He needs a bag of golf clubs.

It is obsessive compulsive.

Like Norman’s umbrella was going to help him…it looks like the size where it would cover just Bob or Wally only….

To true to be funny.

He should have carried the umbrella stand.

That’s why you need to hold onto that baby stroller as long as possible. It holds all the umbrellas, coats, etc that everyone has to have but doesn’t want to carry after 5 steps away from the car.

I hate umbrellas and never use one, and I don’t get any wetter than the people who think they’re staying dry.

I would have shown them that they have a built-in umbrella storage unit…

For me it was mom hold sunglasses wallets smokes back when you could smoke in water parks etc. Oops for got car keys from hubby…