Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 06, 2019

LOL!!!!!

Miz Lindsey, that you?

His name is now Rudolph and he gets to go into battle first.

“Aren’t you a little pink for a stormtrooper?”

“It’s only one red sock, what harm could it do?”

(Just hearing “Dancing Queen”)

Pink Power Ranger…

DV seems shorter, or is that Rick Moranis?

“W. Axl, is that you?”

Storm Troopers wear sox. Wow it is true that you learn something new every day.

Those suits must make an awful noise in the dryer.

Personally, I’d prefer a high pressure cleaner. Or car wash.

“Easy on the hot waxing, dude!”

“You are hereby banished to the Starship Enterprise. Report to their red shirt detail.”

Well really, which of us HASN’T done that at some point?

But I feel pretty ♪…. oh so pretty….. ♫..

That happened to Darth one day, resulting in 50 shades of gray.

“It’s Pinky and the Darth, yes Pinky and the Darth…one is a genius, the other makes you barf…”

my washing machine doesn’t have an “armor” setting.

At first view I figured a political statement. Very funny.

must be the new no shrink armor, since it still fits after the dryer.

Empire policy. Don’t ask; don’t tell.

Made that same mistake once on my first summer away from home. Don’t wash white underwear with new red t-shirts!

Wow, I’m the only one (so far) who thought of the breast cancer angle? (See above, in my reply to mddshubby2005.)

Meatpuppet. Every year there are thousand of participants who do a breast cancer awareness walk wearing very outlandish and funny (yes funny) outfits. Yes there is nothing funny about cancer but that doesn’t mean humor doesn’t have a place in the fight.

https://www.cnet.com/news/mark-hamill-reveals-death-star-attackers-didnt-wear-pants/

That was your second mistake. The first was not reading the label that said ‘DRY CLEAN ONLY’.

Dont ask, dont tell.

SUBGENIUS GLOSSARY “Pink Boy” — derogatory term for human Normals. AKA Barbies & Kens, Cage Dwellers, Mediocretins, Norm-Worms, Glorps. A dupe of the Conspiracy.

My father, a factory worker at the time, wore pink T-shirts to work all one summer due to a mistake his daughter (blush blush) made doing the laundry.

Now that was funny