Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 02, 2019

HUMONGOUS ! ! ! !

How do you think he found you?

First condominium I owned, (new complex), the old lady across the street used to walk out to her mailbox in her robe and slippers. First Google street view caught her one day halfway to the mailbox

It could be Gobble Earth. Since everyone there seems to be a turkey in one way or another.

No it doesn’t. Your butt makes your butt look big.

OK, ‘Roz’, you asked for it: I’m surprised it didn’t bust the camera ! ! ! So, there, are you happy ????

And shall we keep count of how many times today that readers will use this line on coworkers? Nicely done.

They had to use a wide angle lens for the photograph

I found a partial match there: Treetop Cafe · 58 O’Dea Ave., but was it in Sydney.

Google Earth your house. You might be surprised.

LIE! Cosmo. Or find a new diner.

Only if it’s at least 3 pixels square.

Tail feathers will do that to ya.

Well, it was a panoramic view….

They could not miss it, it was blocking the earth.

BIGLY

I got caught by the car as I was taking my trash can back to the house, and yes, it did make my butt look fat(ter).

When Roz sits around the house, she really…

Dear Roz, some here are putting you down, but not me, Nosire-Billy-Bob, Not me, But just to be clear, The view in Google is from a satellite far, far away!! and that should give some perspective of how you look from there, Chin-up Roz!