Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 20, 2018

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    cat19632001  almost 6 years ago

    Take a hit of nip, Mittens. It’ll all seem normal then.

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    AllishaDawn  almost 6 years ago

    Do you think Drunk Patty would share the three French men?

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    Fiona D Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I would pay money to see the Drunk Patty lyrics all at once. And then I’d sing it until after New Year’s.

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    momma-tink  almost 6 years ago

    Poor Mitty. Perhaps under the bed might be safer #shewontlookthere

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    skipper1992  almost 6 years ago

    Shades of Bob and Doug McKenzie: “And a beer … in a tree.”

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    J Quest  almost 6 years ago

    “Five Water Wings…♩ ♪ ♫ ♬”

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    Ed Brault Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Five Tubeless tires…four quarts of gin, three cigars, two cigarettes, and some hair tonic on a pear tree (Stan Freberg, Green Chri$tma$)

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    mountaingreenery.  almost 6 years ago

    It sounds like chez Mittens is pretty wild with Drunk Patty in the house. Just pray she doesn’t have mistletoe, Mitty. #Kissykissy.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 6 years ago

    If there is such a thing as a beer tree, rest assured Drunk Patty will find it.

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    rgcviper  almost 6 years ago

    Or as I’ve heard …

    Five onion rings! Four calling cards; three French toasts; two turtlenecks; and a six-pack of Bud Light.

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