Just saw a video yesterday where a guy made a full sized nutcracker completely out of wood.
Alex, a squirrel really doesn’t need a nutcracker. At least that’s how I’m reading it.
I can’t remember where I buried my nuts
“This guy keeps stealing my nuts!”
He’s been acting very nutty lately.
I had to think about that!
“Yeah, I started out as a male squirrel, and my wife and I got into an argument, so she used this contraption on me!”
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
After midnight, a squirrel looks enough like a rat king to the blockhead nutcracker that was trying to kill him. He was getting no sleep with the music and dancing toys.
It doesn’t crack nuts…or, because he’s a squirrel, he doesn’t need one.
“Well, I had invited my friend the “mouse king” over for a snack and this crazy nutcracker attacked him with a sword!"
he’s in a suite
I’d like to return this nutcracker for a bottle of vodka. Thank you my good man (hic).
July 17, 2015
Andre Liebenberg almost 6 years ago
Just saw a video yesterday where a guy made a full sized nutcracker completely out of wood.
TexTech almost 6 years ago
Alex, a squirrel really doesn’t need a nutcracker. At least that’s how I’m reading it.
anymouse77 almost 6 years ago
I can’t remember where I buried my nuts
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“This guy keeps stealing my nuts!”
almost 6 years ago
He’s been acting very nutty lately.
Charlie Cook almost 6 years ago
I had to think about that!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Yeah, I started out as a male squirrel, and my wife and I got into an argument, so she used this contraption on me!”
Ontman almost 6 years ago
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
PoodleGroomer almost 6 years ago
After midnight, a squirrel looks enough like a rat king to the blockhead nutcracker that was trying to kill him. He was getting no sleep with the music and dancing toys.
dennisodoyle almost 6 years ago
It doesn’t crack nuts…or, because he’s a squirrel, he doesn’t need one.
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Well, I had invited my friend the “mouse king” over for a snack and this crazy nutcracker attacked him with a sword!"
oakie817 almost 6 years ago
he’s in a suite
Surly Squirrel Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’d like to return this nutcracker for a bottle of vodka. Thank you my good man (hic).