Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for March 12, 2023

Also works as a white noise machine for sleep.

“BREEDEET BREEDEET… FAGROON klubble klubble…PLORTCH!…oh, pardon me, guess that was saying something Don Martian…

Take me to your leader is often used!!

Aliens: WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT.

Us: OH, THANK GOD!

Aliens: HUH?

Contact Tim O Hara and his Uncle Martin to translate.

“Klaatu barada nikto”

At least it wasn’t, “Wah, wah, wah”.

Skipped Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1955/03/27

Wow, it got redacted. I think I know what he said though

Wait a minute…that was one of the Venusian dialects.

That’s telling her Charlie.

Touche

Where’s the oith shattering KABOOM? There was supposed to be an oith shattering KABOOM!

I posted a photo of myself wearing one of those, a plant enclosure, on FB during the pandemic’s first year, illustrating a covid shield.

I called it the ‘corona dome’.

If you can’t dazzle ’em with brilliance…

you asked, Lucy, you received

Language.

Martian sounds a lot like a beehive and looks similar when written

Sound waves don’t travel as well in the thin Martian atmosphere.

I got a paddlin’ and sent to bed without dinner for talking like that.

Gomer Pyle met some of these Martians.

ACK ACK ACK!

Guess he turned off his universal translator. Probably just as well — what he said probably wouldn’t have been allowed to be printed in a family newspaper.