Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for April 17, 2023

could be worse: hot dog sausages

One day at a Wal-Mart in Guangdong, I saw a great box of cookies. Sadly, another customer grabbed it before I could buy it. They weren’t just animal crackers; they were, in fact, Party Animal Crackers.

I love animal crackers.

Before anyone asks, yes, they still make them but now they are called circus crackers……..

At least there were no Dog crackers, that Linus as eating.

That’s because they are tasty!

I stopped eating them years ago upon finding out many of them were endangered species.

Linus is a monster.

Oh the horror!

He probably just defecated in his pants.

Tennis, anyone? Skipped Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1955/05/08

I haven’t had those since I was very young. Can’t recall if I liked them or not.

Not sure what bothers Snoopy so much. Is he a vegetarian dog?

Always eat the head first

Relax, he was doing the same thing with Baby Crackers.

I got a strange response from some Asian workers in a Walmart once when I asked where the baby powder was. They thought I was asking for powdered babies.

Sure. But none of them are dogs.

Many years ago a woman wrote The New York Times of standing in line at a grocery store with her little boy, who was carefully looking at each of the animals in the box of animal crackers she had gotten him. “What are you doing?” his mom asked. “I’m looking for the seal,” he replied. “Why are you doing that honey?” she asked. “You told me never to eat them if the seal was broken.”

Barbarian…..

Relax, Snoopy! They’re not real animals.