Well… ol’ Ludwig did compose symphonies while deaf – that’s pretty tough. Wrestling a bear, after all, doesn’t take that long; either you kill the bear or the bear kills you.
“As the fight starts, Crocket pulls out his Bowie knife. Things look bad for Beethoven, folks. But, wait! The German composer pulls a grand piano out of his back pocket and smashes Crocket with it. Crocket looks woozy but he’s still game. But, smash, smash, smash, three more blows with the piano and Crocket is down! It’s all over here, folks. What an amazing fight.”
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now I’m pondering if they had met, Beethoven would have gotten the “Davy Crockett” theme song stuck in his head.
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
Beethoven would kick Davy Crocket’s bottom, for sure.
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
That’s a load of Crockett and you know it, Schroeder! :D
jrankin1959 over 1 year ago
Well… ol’ Ludwig did compose symphonies while deaf – that’s pretty tough. Wrestling a bear, after all, doesn’t take that long; either you kill the bear or the bear kills you.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Celebrity Deathmatch?? Or maybe .. . https://www.ranker.com/list/best-fight-partners/jacob-shelton?page=2 …see #57.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) over 1 year ago
Sort of wonder why Schroeder didn’t call himself Beethoven instead of Sam Snead yesterday.
ksu71 over 1 year ago
Hey could Beethoven kill a bar or patch up the crack in the Liberty Bell?
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verticallychallenged Premium Member over 1 year ago
#TeamBeethoven
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Different fields of endeavor. Both were outstanding in their fields……
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Natty Bumppo comes to mind.
ajakimber425 over 1 year ago
Should’ve seen that one coming.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Beethoven was tough in his feild.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
“As the fight starts, Crocket pulls out his Bowie knife. Things look bad for Beethoven, folks. But, wait! The German composer pulls a grand piano out of his back pocket and smashes Crocket with it. Crocket looks woozy but he’s still game. But, smash, smash, smash, three more blows with the piano and Crocket is down! It’s all over here, folks. What an amazing fight.”