Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 21, 2023

But only after using “Whisk”, Pig-Pen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUwiXl7iz80

Some day after Pig Pen hits puberty he’ll discover male fashion and end up on the cover of GQ as Bachelor of the Year.

By that time, Pigpen could be a pink-collared worker in the post-industrial economy.

But I’ll bet there will be a ring around that white collar!

Years later, Styx decided on becoming a blue collar man.

Maybe he’ll work in the junk bond business sector.

In this virtual environment PigPen would have no problem fulfilling his ambition.

Only if he is the CEO of the sanitation department.

A white collar without the color white…

He just has to clean up his act.

I haven’t read this in somewhere around 45 years. I didn’t get it then. I think it’s hilarious now.

Wanna work from home? No problemo.

“I want to go to work wearing the same uniform as everyone else in a soul crushing job for 40 – 50 years with no change and no chance of advancement.” Thank dog I am, as Linus said/says, an “M Deity.”

Then they won’t call you “pig pen”, they’ll call you “ring-around-the-collar”…

Charlie Brown laughs at the idea, but Patty doesn’t even crack a smile. Perhaps she sees something Charlie doesn’t.

Pigpen has ambition, I’ll give him that.