Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 19, 2018

Sorry Shep … bedazzled bowels are meant only

for the hoi polloi ….

A very moving question!

So now we have a new definition for “the glitterati.”

And speaking of glitter, here’s a wonderful use for it…

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46604625

“People”? Pray, tell me who they are, so that I may avoid them and mock them from afar.

Bubbles coming from the bowels…a self cleaner.

Don’t forget the play dough factory attachments, a star for example placed in the proper end piece, and fun, fun, fun.

Shep’s online name is actually “Sparklepoops”.

Leave it to Her to mock the Blue Peter dog.

I’ve always wanted to do something like that to a Currier & Ives print. Thanks, Teresa!

News flash: That print was made a hundred years ago.

Glitter pills, bitter pills, it all stinks in the end.

I knew the next day when my dog found the foil wrapped chocolate kisses.

I’m holding out for phosphorescent poop.

Anyone else notice that Sister Teresa hasn’t signed today’s offering …? Is this a fake toon …?

Glitter in the kitty litter is for nincompoop’s who leave a flaming present on the stoop.

No, thank ’ee, Old Timer!

Crazy young ’uns!

Who wants sparkly poop, for crap’s sake?

Insect-eating bats have sparkly poop.

https://www.wired.com/2014/05/scienceblogs0602bats/