In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 04, 2019

And when you lose count, you have to start over.

“I’m at 781,957,408. Can I go to the john?”

Well, at least that number isn’t as high as the national debt.

I always wondered what happened to my old drill sergeant

…and even then, they don’t lose those paunches.

Feel the burn.

I had a Drill Sergeant like that. Except he used more non-printable adjectives.

“Twenty-trillion?”