Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 31, 2018

Sesquipedalian loquaciousness of this magnitude is unprecedented.

“You are now leaving 2018. Do you have anything to declare?”

“Neigh” having so many meanings is like northern North American indigenous people having many words for “snow”, isn’t it?

What a long “annum” we’ve had, huh?

Never figured Marigold for a neigh-sayer! One can never tell…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=LGzgPt9-_DY

What the Smurf, Marigold?

Got a date a little later

when the moon is on the trail

with the cutest triple gaiter

my pretty little filly with the pony tail

Got a bag of oats to call with

Hay I’ll bring her by the bale

want to share a double stall with

the pretty little filly with the pony tail

Gee, if she would just agree

she’d be mine today

but no matter when I ask

the answer’s always “neigh neigh neigh neigh”

Neigh, child.

Unicorn committees are the worst! They never get anything done.

“All in favor say “neigh”, all opposed say “neigh”…"

Last time I made a formal declaration I shortly found myself hog-tied, engaged, and married…