Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 16, 2019

Here between us, something stinks.

Their mates vanished into the black hole that inside every dryer.

Not so shocking.

I’ll be darned!

So they lost their spark?

Mind you, he felt like a heel.

He refused to toe the line and she became unraveled.

You’ll get clingy after a few drinks.

Quitter.

Is that tap handle with a crown a shout-out to Dan Piraro’s “Bizarro”?

And she had this “holier than thou” attitude.

Socks with sacks