Herman by Jim Unger for January 10, 2019

Objection, your honor.

At least he’s not selling bull related items.

PEEE-NUUUUUTS…to you!

obstruction of justice if I ever seen obstruction…

Yesterday, on a dare, a man came to the courthouse in Tulsa, naked from the waist down.

“Okay, your honour. I shell not!”

They appear to be related. I think it’s his little brother.

Three guys stand before the judge. He asks the first one:“Why are you here?” He says, “For throwing Peanuts in the river.”And he asks the second one why, and he says the same thing.He looks at the third one: “Why are you here?” “I’m Peanuts,” he says…

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week…

PEANUTS,POPCORN,CRACKERJACKS…….ICE COLD BEER!

Yelling “nuts” every time the judge says something is not a good idea, especially if you are the defendant.

You can only do that up in the gallery seats!

Does that mean yelling “popcorn” is okay?

He was afraid you’d take it personally if he yelled “Nuts!”

Beeah, Beeah heah. Ice coad beeah.

At least he wore a jacket and tie in court…

What does the judge have against Charles Schulz characters?

Some courts are run like a circus. Remember OJ?