Close to Home by John McPherson for January 07, 2019

Bleeb is quite adaptable! And I presume he can survive on fish flakes.

I hope there is nothing in the bag like, a lionfish or a boxfish.

I can see somebody making one of these for goldfish.

I can see somebody making one of these for goldfish.

I can see somebody making one of these for goldfish.

Only good for families that don’t have cats.

(Eat them up, yum!)

The not so warm or fuzzy pet.

Is that the next iteration of sous vide cooking?

Bedwetter’s immersion therapy.

This could bring back waterbeds.

Hey, Bleeb! Look out for those fish… they’ll eat anything!

My mother-in-law told me that she once bought a live carp for New Year’s dinner and kept it alive in the bathtub. When it came time to cook the fish, she couldn’t do it. She had become too attached to it and she couldn’t bring herself to kill it.

Is that an earring or Daltron? It’s Monday and I’m jumpy waiting for his appearance.

And, for folks at the other end of the spectrum, there’s the Terror-Arium…

I seem to remember seeing a water bed somewhere with fish in it. I am thinking it was on TV so its authenticity is not assured. I always feel a little bad for the fish. Nothing to do but breath.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

McPherson might make a better living applying for patents for his ideas!

And the big One’s name is: Mr. Snuggles…

Why not just put them in the water bed?

My cat would love that.

How long can bleeb breath underwater?