The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2019

Clowns have always had a huge understanding.

Their cobbler’s name is Harry Bigfoot.

His cousin Harry Smallfoot specializes in shoes for hobbits.

Most clowns buy their shoes online at Harpo’s.

People have thought he was just a big heel but turns out he had quite a good sole after all!

Why do ducks have large flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do clowns have large flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

Is “Bozo Magli” a pun on a brand name of shoes? Could someone more familiar with fashion than I am please elucidate? (I think we’re all Bozo’s on this bus.)

Tell some jokes to per-suede him.

You can do anything, but lay off of my huge suede shoes.

Would you hurry this up. My friends are waiting outside in the car.

This cartoon makes me realize that we have to stop referring to the President as a clown. If he were, he wouldn’t be able to fit his foot in his mouth.

Are these shoes big enough to hide chainsaws, ’cuz, well, you know, clowns…

Nice set of swampers, Dude!

Wow! Clarabell. I remember that show… In re-runs of course. Guess I am old.

The clown took his car to the garage and told the mechanic that it wasn’t making any funny sounds.

That would be BRUNO MAGLI