Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 08, 2019

better send Andy on his way, Jack

Come on Andy.. you can at least try to mooch a freebie from the management.

@Number Three In today’s funny strip , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp has given up hope of getting a pint on the tab from Jack the barman so he has to wait for his pal Chalkie to bum his beer , with friends like Andy Mr White ( AKA Chalkie) needs no enemies :o) right? my avatar today reminds me how I look when I am in a bad mood but Connie is not impressed , how was your day? ours should be calm I hope , take care pal

Andy the pragmatist – and eternal moocher!

Yer slippin’ in yer dottage, Andy. You should’ve said: " Why thank-you Jack, I’ll be ’appy to take you up on yer kind offer. "

At least he admits it!

Amazing, usually that wouldn’t hold Andy back, he would go inside and wait for someone else to borrow from.

I would love to see Chalkie put his foot down with Andy one day.

He isn’t Andy’s bank.

xxx

@Afficionado

Most of the time when I’m in a bad mood, it’s other people that are the reason why. What about you?

I haven’t been out today or yesterday but I might tomorrow. We have been having some strong winds and I hate being out in wind.

“If there’s anyone oot there ‘oo didn’t see me punchline comin’ in the very first panel, either yer’ve never read me strip or yer need urgent psychological ’elp!”

I once knew a guy about the same as Andy. Came the time when I beat him to it, asked him to buy me a beer. Didn’t get the beer, but he never asked to me to buy him a beer again.

Natch.

Just go inside, Andy, and tell Jack to put your beer on your tab.

@Linguist.

“Your alternative punchline, lad is much simpler but funnier!”