Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 15, 2011

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    So to get even with kids everywhere, he invented Algebra.

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    x_Tech  almost 14 years ago

    And the other kid invented the Algebra Test.

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    wrloftis  almost 14 years ago

    René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Can I get you something to drink?”

    Descartes says, “I think not,” and disappears.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    really how could a GUY with a GIRL’S NAME get by without being insulted?

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    and then he influenced Popeye: “I think that I yam what I yam therefore that’s all that I yam, I yam Popeye, the sailor man.” toot, toot!

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    benbrilling  almost 14 years ago

    Professor Ernie is putting Descartes before the course.

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Few people know the original phraze was actually, “I think, therefor I am awake.)

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Pity Carroll O’Conner. (Archie Bunker)

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    Justice22  almost 14 years ago

    I believe Rene’ is a man’s name and Renee’ is a ladies?

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    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    I agree, Clark Kent–and some names have tended to disappear as male names when they were used by too many women: Leslie, Caroll, Shirley, Robin. May happen to Francis and Pat soon.

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    fredbuhl  almost 14 years ago

    I’m rubber you’re glue, thererfore… you get the idea.

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    momazilla  almost 14 years ago

    Bmonk: another one, Madison. It was my G-G-G grandfather’s name. Now it is listed in the baby name books for girls.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    OMG, I think you’re the guys who killed the jokeasaurus. I guess I have to explain it’s a joke when I write it. So here goes, the Rene crack was a JOKE: If you like, I’ll look up how to express it in nerd.

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