Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 14, 2011
January 13, 2011
January 15, 2011
Transcript:
tyr: so, what, you need some money, hela? Woman: Tee hee! no, uncle tyr, I have my own kingdom! Tyr: Yeah, of dead people..woman: but that's just it! Dead people are hot right now! "Twilight" "true blood" "the walking dead"....people love them! Tyr: so what're you doing here? Woman: I'm here to see my agent! bixby: c'mon, kid, I got you and audition for "Gossip ghoul"!
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Well, nice see godeses of the undead can get a gig in this day age. Even if its with a bad agent.
ottomaeshun almost 14 years ago
Some say TV programing is dead.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Some are right. Outside of cable.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
I’m so old I suspect my drinks are as dead as Hela.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Order her a Zombie to drink when she gets back.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Matches Tyr’s Harvey Wallbanger.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Did she ride up from the underworld in the Hela-vator?
bossyheifer almost 14 years ago
Oh good gravy! waits for the nation’s obsession for the dead to pass
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’ve got an idea for a show about a guy condemned to come back as a talking funeral home vehicle. I’ll call it… Mr. Dead.
A hearse is a hearse, of a curse, a curse…
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Chik:
Mahatma had no ear for music?
Didn’t like Frey-ed food?
Was more partial to Glenn Gary or Glenn Ross?
In favor:
Both seem to have dedicated their lives to reaching a HIGHER state?