Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 27, 2019

Dear Younger Pam: DO NOT marry that louse of an ex-husband to be.

That would go better if I knew the name of Pam’s ex.

Dear Young Brewster: Don’t sign up for the Alien-Brain-Probe Space Cadet position.

Sound advice.

Dear Young Dr. Mel: Don’t break the time machine next time you’re back here.

in the movie Frequency he tells his younger friend to invest in Yahoo! stock

No no no Brewster…..Apple or Microsoft.

Not chicken or beef?

My younger self didn’t have any money to buy these stocks.

Dear Younger Me: Please stop ruining my $@#%ing life.

You are going to live longer than you expect, please take care of yourself.

I don’t think notes to past self would be inspiring, but rather depressing. Shoulda Coulda Woulda only end up with regrets.

Dear Younger Me;

Stop playing that video game so much (You know the one I mean), it will hurt your carpals and do something nasty to one of the tendons in your hand…

Note to younger self. The world considers itself more enlightened in the new millennia but has become more hateful and divided than ever…

Note to younger self: What were you THINKING?

I was asked what I would do if I could time travel. I replied that I would go back to 1980 and loan Bill Gates some startup capital.

I wrote a letter to my younger self once; The a**hole marked it “return to sender” and sent it back!…

The text in her bubbles should go “I’m reading a book. I found it in some old chests in a lesser used storage room. It doesn’t work properly, I couldn’t change the title and choose another novel. Also, it’s hard to read as you can’t resize the letters, lighten up the backgrund or search for keywords. I don’t understand why people ever used such ridiculous readers.”

The text in her bubbles should go “I’m reading a book." Brewster: “a book? What is that?” “It’s a reader from the 20th century. I found it in some old chests in a lesser used storage room, locked up for decades.” “Does it still work? Batteries should be low now.” "According to Wikipedia, these “books” should even work without batteries. But it doesn’t work properly, though, I couldn’t change the title and choose another novel. Also, it’s hard to read as you can’t resize the letters, lighten up the backgrund or search for keywords. I don’t understand why people ever used such ridiculous readers.”