Luann Againn by Greg Evans for March 23, 2019

He was so lazy as a teenager.

I see this everyday. Hanging up a jacket is soo last century.

“Well, pick it up or you’ll be JOINING it soon!” – What Frank WANTED to say.

Pick it up now son.

If I had done that as a teenager, I’d still be extracting it out of my backside along with my father’s shoe.

You have to be more specific.

If he did that now, a certain blond would hand him his head.

Why do parents always ask questions when they don’t want an answer? For example:

What are these clothes doing on the floor? (Just lying there.)

What’s that noise? (Teenager’s favorite rock group.)

If you don’t want an answer, then don’t ask – just tell the kids what to do.

In the trash or in the bag to go to Goodwill or its equivalent.

LYing, not LAYing.