Luann Againn by Greg Evans for June 13, 2019

Sad

Because you’re a male. But it could’ve been worse, if Nancy had asked that question, you’d be either dead or sleeping on the sofa until you die.

There is NO right answer to that question.

Sheesh, didn’t they teach you to lie through your nose in school, Frank?!

How much is in her piggy bank?

It’s the Kobayashi Maru!

It looks to me like his nose is bigger than hers.

Fool! Just remind her that Sophia Loren has a large nose.

For those of you who were not paying attention: it works on Loren.

Oh, and so do Sarah Jessica Parker, Meryl Streep and many other accomplished — and gee, for some reason also gorgeous — women Frank COULD have mentioned.

I honestly don’t think her nose is that big. It seems to be in the right proportions to the rest of her head.

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.