Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 21, 2019

Takes one to know one, Buddy.

Exactly how does he plan to retrieve his ball when he holes out? Better have a good supply of cheap spares.

Most of my balls ended up in a lake or pond anyway, so why not be more efficient.

I use day-glow orange, hollow plastic golf balls in the winter. They float! And, are easy to see!!

Is that the Golf of Alaska?

Seems ironic that a person golfing in the winter is a diehard but someone sitting out in the cold with a rod fishing doesn’t see himself as a diehard

It’s in the water! Yay!

How would the difference in frictional coefficients affect his put?

That golfer certainly doesn’t look like Bruce Willis.

Really fast “green”. (Or really really slow if it’s snowed recently).