When you go to Wall-Mart you do have to dress differently. I think spandex short shorts and a tube top would be appropriate. Now…what should Opal wear?
If you’d seen the emails I get with photos of wal-mart shoppers you’d know she means for him to put on a pink boa and net stockings with a skid mark on his undies, which are showing through a rip. Now I’ve made myself sick. I never read comments that are this long, I could go on and on and feel pretty sure no one is reading this anyway. blah blah blah
I work for Walmart and I’m going to post this in our back lounge. You do want to look a little nice when you go out, no matter where you go. Has anyone looked at peopleofwalmart.com. I see this everyday.
I avoid Walmart because of the nightmare situation for parking. I am handicapped and the spaces reserved for us are seeming filled with what apprears to be real healthy people.
@Ash - NO, you do not need a comma in that sentence. You can state “Get up.” and drop “Earl” entirely as the noun (the person I’m facing while speaking) becomes understood in this imperitive. It is correct as it stands because “Earl” is the noun being acted upon (or in this case, directed). With a comma you have introduced the classic comma splice. You have seperated the action from the actor. Bad, bad Ash! I wouldn’t get too trippy on the grammar in comics in any case, my screen would be covered with grease pencil correction marks if I didn’t watch myself. I stopped taking even the “good” papers ages ago because editing has virtually evaporated. “Anyone can run spell check and grammer check in Word” is the bane of my existance! Sorry for the semi-rant, I used to edit for a living and it never really goes away!
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
She’s moving one step up today.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think he’s over-dressed for Wal-Mart.
kreole over 13 years ago
She hasn’t been in my Wal-Mart…..
firstwife over 13 years ago
or my dollar store!
Luen over 13 years ago
so bossy…!
Yukoner over 13 years ago
Sounds like my wife.
paha_siga over 13 years ago
She is afraid to get to that dressing-styles-in-walmart page, I guess.
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
So you can put on the clothes you wore yesterday then.
Dkram over 13 years ago
I see no need to dress up just to go to Wally World.
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kab2rb over 13 years ago
Opal Earl is fine your not going upscale to Sears or Penny’s.
bonnevilledriver over 13 years ago
Dollar Store…Wal-Mart…it is ALL the SAME!! No need to change, Earl! Just grab your coat and hat and GO!!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Some of the outfits in Wal-Mart…..Priceless!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
When you go to Wall-Mart you do have to dress differently. I think spandex short shorts and a tube top would be appropriate. Now…what should Opal wear?
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Opal sounds like my EX-wife.
Ashrey over 13 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “Get up [comma] Earl?”
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
If you’d seen the emails I get with photos of wal-mart shoppers you’d know she means for him to put on a pink boa and net stockings with a skid mark on his undies, which are showing through a rip. Now I’ve made myself sick. I never read comments that are this long, I could go on and on and feel pretty sure no one is reading this anyway. blah blah blah
newworldmozart over 13 years ago
I work for Walmart and I’m going to post this in our back lounge. You do want to look a little nice when you go out, no matter where you go. Has anyone looked at peopleofwalmart.com. I see this everyday.
Jolly1995 over 13 years ago
I thought those walmart things were phonied up - no? I cannot believe people really go out like that!
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
I avoid Walmart because of the nightmare situation for parking. I am handicapped and the spaces reserved for us are seeming filled with what apprears to be real healthy people.
pumpgirl over 13 years ago
Pajamas & slippers are common sights. At least get dressed!
kc7vpj over 13 years ago
I love peopleofwalmart.com and to think they are working with Home land sec. scary.
papawgibb over 13 years ago
Sit down Earl. Shee’s not even in the car yet, so you still have another 20-30 minutes to wait.
wsfn over 13 years ago
@Ash - NO, you do not need a comma in that sentence. You can state “Get up.” and drop “Earl” entirely as the noun (the person I’m facing while speaking) becomes understood in this imperitive. It is correct as it stands because “Earl” is the noun being acted upon (or in this case, directed). With a comma you have introduced the classic comma splice. You have seperated the action from the actor. Bad, bad Ash! I wouldn’t get too trippy on the grammar in comics in any case, my screen would be covered with grease pencil correction marks if I didn’t watch myself. I stopped taking even the “good” papers ages ago because editing has virtually evaporated. “Anyone can run spell check and grammer check in Word” is the bane of my existance! Sorry for the semi-rant, I used to edit for a living and it never really goes away!
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
Oh? There’s a DIFFERENCE?
Wildmustang1262 over 13 years ago
YEEESSS! Wal-Mart is where I work at. :-) (But I do not see Opal and Earl around somewhere at Wal-Mart anyway.)
parethed over 13 years ago
Take me as I am or leave me alone…my wife knows this much…
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Any store or restaurant with a dress code stricter than “Please do” is not worth going to.
brandicats over 13 years ago
Ya not Nearly Weird enough for wal-mart