B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 18, 2019

What did they use to make that plank in the first place?

That’s using your head now.

That’s nut how you do it..

That’s quite a nose you have there.

“Thanks. They call me “Chop-saw”".

I came. I saw.

Ahhhh, the ancient art of precision Karate. Lost soon after the discovery of the Oak tree.

This is why aspirin was invented.

He’s got a real problem if all they need is a narrow piece of wood, say 1 inch. Then you’d really need the saw.

Unappreciative Supervisors!

That’s what you call breaking the board-dom!

I came. I saw. I konked it.

“Say! See saw?”

“Sure. So?”

“Sew!? Saw, stupe!”

But what use is a side-grain plank?

Well, the head worked better than the saw did.

Bah. Let’s see how he does with granite……..,

Peter’s Hardware and Dojo.

Woodworkers axiom: No matter how many times I cut it, it’s still too short!

Measure twice, cut once and then force it to fit.

Those are rather well made GMO people. Besides living fine in the great wet heat they are resilient too.