Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 18, 2019

From the looks of it, she’s a wide receiver.(I’m only joking, ladies)

Now I know why people collect those things! What people do in the privacy of their own homes…

Knick knack paddiwack give the dog a bone

Claire is running to the end zone.

A good receiver still requires a reasonably good passer. Walter’s congratulating himself on his abilities.

If she drops it, she’ll have a knicked knack.

Claire doesn’t realize that she is about to be tackled by the coffee table.

It’s a good thing Claire’s Grandmother Waltham isn’t alive to see this….

her heart would be breaking along with what’s left of her teacups.

Then again, Claire and Walter may have come upon the solution to clutter.

And they’ll never have to pay $149.93 a month for a storage unit.

Oooh, that reminds me of another BS strip I remember…

if any of you wonder why so many Ballard Street business establishments have combined purposes …

well, for one thing, it saves on rent….

for another, Ballard County residents tend to have multiple talents and interests,,,,

and also…. Mr. Van Amerongen started it!

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Problem is, she spikes everything when she gets to the imaginary end zone.

The team still needs a kicker.

But what about the what-nots?

All the knickknacks you have that “do not bring you joy” , I call room dandruff.

Good morning, Sheriff.

And later he’s going to give her the two-minute drill.

2 minutes of frantic action, stretched out by several timeouts.

Nifty.. perhaps, but little? Claire looks to be full figured and shops in the plus size section of Goodwill.

Why not simply say she has the knickknack?

Go loooooooooooooooooooooooong, Claire!

But she has got to stop spiking it in the end zone!

Claire should be careful. Walter’s completion percentage isn’t the best.

I’m intrigued to see Claire’s end-zone victory dance!

I see elderly Tom Brady finally retired.