Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2019

But why?

Why should not a chicken cross the road? It would be a fowl proceeding.

Still not exactly the role model of the warrior.

Rod, you’re no chick magnet.

Of course the chicken crossed the road like it was nothing. Can’t you see the chicken is thinking of McDonald’s?

Is that a duck riding the carriage?

Is this another chicken joke?

At least now he’s on the side he wants to be on.

Not as spaced as the chicken is…

Not sure if that’s a really stinky chicken with flies buzzing around its head, or a trick of perspective with a flock of birds in the distance.

Now go ask it why it did it.

His home was on the side he crossed the road for.

Postscript to above remark. The food is where his home is.

Why did the chicken….?

To show the possum it COULD be done.

Perspective is all off. The coachman is tiny and the chicken is up to wiz’s shoulders.