Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 14, 2019

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    cupertino jay  almost 6 years ago

    mid 70s MP&tHG..

    French: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!

    King Arthur: Is there anyone else up there we can talk to?

    French: No! now go away away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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    robolt  almost 6 years ago

    Knight meres

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    No, no, NOT the seltzer bottles!! ANYTHING but the seltzer bottles!!

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    Qiset  almost 6 years ago

    Gonna be a fun battle.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Hilarity ensues…

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    David Wolfson Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Very interesting effect, opening with a quotation mark but never closing the quote. You gradually realize the opening symbol was a mistake, and have to recontextualize what you’ve already read. There must be some way to use this power for good.

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    paul  almost 6 years ago

    “You’re mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    I’m wondering what those water balloons are filled with…………………

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    A water balloon from the second story kinda smarts.

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    Prepare to fart in their general direction!

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    You can tell this isn’t a battle of wits.

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