Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 17, 2019

Should’ve gone with “Shave and a haircut.”

Codewords were “Open the d@#% door!”

First its thump thump thump then thunk thunk thunk.

Those were their brave warriors. They’re disgruntled because they haven’t been paid.

That’s either a very large door or very tiny men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMxiDlqOGDM

“Thump, Thump, Thump” is the “PASSWORD” of door knocks.

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Should of gone with swordfish.

The code was too easy to break. The secret knock didn’t include special characters.

Good archers can do shave and a haircut.