Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2019

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    As a dinner guest, I see that he dispenses with the formalities.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    Candy is dandy, but Flipper is quicker! With a slice of lemon, of course. (O.K., O.K., I know he’s a dolphin and no, I wouldn’t!)

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    That’s just ichthy…

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    “Salmon Enchanted Evening…”

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    But he gobbles pez just for the halibut!

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    micromos  almost 6 years ago

    B.o.b.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    She didn’t know it was goldfish crackers that he preferred.

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    gcarlson  almost 6 years ago

    AARP Magazine announcing that Margaret Cho’s 50th birthday is this month reminded me of the time Pig (Pearls Before Swine) was showing off his Pez dispenser collection, referring to their quality of “Pezness,” and said that hers had the most – “There’s no Pezness like Cho Pezness.”

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