Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2019

Got it! “Knockoff Hummels”.

LOL…. only if Hummel figurines were designed by Joan Walsh Anglund…. maybe with a little bit of Ziggy tossed in.

I’m gonna go with “Sappy Moments.”

I kind of like Vicious Moments — with Garbage Pail Kids as the models.

Mawkish Moments. However schmaltzy, they seem to be worth big bucks on ebay . . .

How about “Costly Collectibles”?

Sounds like a problem only a costly marketing research firm can solve!

They all deserve a shout-out to Oliver Nelson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I777BcgQL9o

Shouldn’t those be in a glass case?

Soul Stealing Moments!! BWAHAAHAA!!! & again I say, BWAHAAHAA!!!

Isn’t that precious? (Precious moments figurines.)