Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 15, 2019

The look of shock on their faces is not because of your injury, it’s because they’re surprised she let you keep the arm.

I wonder, she hit his hand or bit his hand?

“Life is like a box of chocolates.” And he definitely didn’t know what he was going to get.

You got between a woman and the last piece of chocolate and you only have minor injuries? Lucky escape.

So much for the day of love…

you know that overbite she has?

She is a very feisty devil.

I’ve never been married and I already know that’s a no-no!

Next time tell her something like, “All that candy just goes straight to the hips you know”. She will be glad to give you the last piece. She might even toss it to you, box and all.

At least he still has a hand!

Learn anything?

You can’t cure idiocy.

Oh, you ought to know better than that! You shouldn’t have been reaching for the last piece, first piece, seventh piece, twelfth piece or ANY piece! FYI, you don’t get any out of the box you buy for yourself either.

Idiot.

To make things worse, that’s his beer drinking hand.

How many fingers did you lose?

Totally justified.