Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 24, 2019

‘Josie and the Pussycats’ versus ‘She Hulk.’

Snerk! Barbie Bandits…Ha ha ha ha(snort!) Ha ha ha!!

Looks like Cobra’s next gang has come to pass the recruiting exam.

Please. Do these “criminally inclined young ladies” actually think Corrine (who was the free lance agent called Cobra,) is actually going to fall for that gag? Even when she was a just a recruit in Merc School, Cobra could come up with a better story. (And, BTW, when Corrine “meets” these “criminally inclined young ladies.” she’ll have a different name to call them, one I couldn’t use here, in order to be politically correct.

Rip coulda called Cobra to warn her?

So, you’ve tracked a dead guy’s truck through the snow and discovered a bevy of bad babes…what are you going to do now? Now? We’re going to Cobraland!

Poor Barbie Bandits,,, They are about to meet the Mistress of Mean.

KA-LIARS!

There always comes a time, when the students try to take on the master…

Cobra may not fall for this obvious ploy but that doesn’t look like Cobra’s voluptuous silhouette in the window.