In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 24, 2019

Iron totem pole.

Deadly shish-ka-bob.

He must’ve been practicing all knight.

Looking a little imPALEed.

No wonder he’s worried. He forgot his shield.

Oh boy , a skewer for a dragon.

Egad and forsooth!

I think he exceeded the limit.

Someone’s been busy

I was just fixing to go other way. See ya!

Nice pointed comments all.

You reeeally gotta worry about someone who can hold up three knights with one arm…

Hey go for it. There’s no room for another knight on that Lance. Does that mean he’s Sir Lance A Lot.?

Hey. That’s Sir Lance-a-Lot.

Good news: His lance is full!

That’s what always happens when a left-handed knight jousts against a right-handed knight!

Surely you joust!

The paladin Orlando once had six men skewered on his lance (Orlando Furioso canto 9, stanza 68)!

Why’d he get one in the back?

It’s time to take up another sport…. like golf!

It’s Shiskabob Ironpants

Aw, he’s bluffing!

Don’t worry, he’s just showing off. I bet they’re just mannequins in armor.

Three in a match is bad luck.

Making his own shish kabobs and only needs one more to have a full order. :)

Bummer

The moment poker was conceived of as a means of besting one’s opponent without so much risk.

Come on people! VLAD. The Impaler. AKA Dra c u la.