Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 02, 2019

But isn’t that collar a little like a fisherman’s cormorant? At least he calls it a pet and not an emotional support animal. Now he may need one.

You should see the movie No Country for Old Men.

It could have been worse. It could have been the dog outside and human inside.

Of course, meeting women in court because they sued him for loss of their pet wasn’t in the plan.

So this time the snake ate the apple, is it?!?

Actually, she was fishing for a fair-sized serpent!

Just grab ’em by the python.

They’re called “Look at me!” pets. “Aren’t I different?”

Funny, but not original by a long shot.

Lenny, she is going to need a lot of comfort and emotional support. I guess you will have to be the man to do it.

The pets really seem to have taken to each other.

Maybe he will meet a nice lawyer?

He shouldn’t have put a stretchy collar on it, then they could fish the dog out!

Well he got a contact number (her lawyer’s).

He got a date (court date).

She even got into his briefs (legal briefs).

He scored pretty well.

Fast snake! Slow dog.

A case for concealed carry. Bang! Dead snake before it can eat one’s dog.

Now that’s funny. Wiley. Actually, you’d think the collar on the snake would prevent it from swallowing its last meal, so little Fifi, or whatever the dog’s name is, may still have a chance.

A co-worker of mine owned a snake. It lived in his closet, It would wrap itself around the pole and stay there for the whole day. Apparently, that’s what snakes do.

I asked what it was like taking care of a snake. He said it was better than taking care of a dog or cat in that it didn’t shed continuously. When it did, it was one big piece easy to clean up. Secondly, you don’t have to remember to feed them every day. One hamster about once a month would do it. Then you don’t have to take them out every day. Watch the bulge. When it gets to the appropriate place, take the snake out for a walk.

He stated that he was going to open a pet shop that specialized in reptiles and amphibians: “In Cold Blood” he planed to call it.

Urp!

Looks like the snake already has the floss ready.

Talk about a snake in the glass (or on the sidewalk).

Say no more. Wink wink nudge nudge

Technically, the collar on the snake would have prevented it from swallowing her dog.

Here’s hoping Mindy has the super-strong leash reel in hand now that cute little Fi-Fi went to say hello to Monty.

One less yap-yap dog.

reminds me of the far side

Still funny

Maybe it’s an “emotional support” python. (shudders)

Quick lady, press the “retract” button on your dog leash!

It would have taken between a half hour and an hour for that snake to consume that dog. And they just stood there and watched?

see you on Peoples Court

“You got your chihuahua in my boa constrictor!”

Not only did Lenny meet the woman, she’s take him a-courtin’.